Monday, February 07, 2005

Something Interesting

I got this article from a friend of mine. I found it very cool and I hope y'all do too.

VALIDATION

The university professor challenged his students with this question:
"Did God create everything that exists?"
A student bravely replied, "yes he did!"
"God created everything?" The professor asked.
"Yes Sir," the student relplied.
The professor answered,
"If God created everything, then God created evil. Since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are, then God is evil."
The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the sutdents that he had proven ince more that the Christian faith was a myth. Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question professor?"
"Of course," replied the professor. The student stood up and asked," Professor, does cold exsist?"
"What kind of a question is that? Of course cold exists. Haven't you ever been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question. The young man replied,
"In fact Sir, cold does not exsist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and the heat makes the body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460 degrees F) is the total absence of heat. All matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that tempreture. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat.

The student continued, "Sir, does darkness exist?"
The professor responded, "Of course it does."
The student replied, "Once again you are wrong Sir. Darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact, we can use Newton's prism to break white light into many and study the various wavelenghts of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is the term used to decribe the absence of light."
Finall, the student asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"
Now uncertain, the professor replied," Of course it does as I have already said. We see it every day. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everyewhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."
To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist Sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. it is just like the darkness and the cold. It is a word man has used to describe the absence of God. God did not crewate evil. Evil is not like faith or love that exist just as light an heat. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when ther is no heat or the darkness when there is no light."
The professor sat down.

The young man's name: Albert Einstien

Gay Cartoons?

I read an article in the paper today about gay cartoons. Some of our favorite childhood cartoon characters, such as Bugs Bunny, Velma of Scooby Doo, and various Peanuts characters were being analized to see if they were gay. Is this messed up or what? The first one that was spoken of was the recent Simpsons "coming out" character. I can't believe the programming we are getting. The TV people are trying to make homosexuality seem ok. In my belief, this is wrong. We can't have this "tolerance" of a sinful way of life. Now, I am not saying we should hate these people just because they are in a sinful situation. After all, aren't we all? But I don't believe we should say that they way they live is ok either.

Sunday, February 06, 2005

Bunny Luv

You know you're addicted to dwarfs when:

-Your children know more about genetics then their high school teacher
-Max Factor is more than just a brand of make up
-You refuse to book your weekend untill you've checked the show scheduals
-When someone says "otter" you think variety, not some cute fuzzy marine mammal
-Peanuts are never again just a snack food
-You would never buy a car unless your'e sure your carry cages will fit in the back
-You affectionatly call all albinos REWs.